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Colombian Devil's Breath -- The World's Scariest Drug
If you haven't checked out the videos on VBS.tv, we highly recommend. From the real-life hitchhiking...
Australian Woman Plays Kazoo with Her Ladyparts
Asylum's in-house gynecological expert is on vacation this week, so we have no idea if the...
Divorce Done Right with an Angst-Ridden Ceremony
The end of a marriage shouldn't be devoid of the same sort of pomp and circumstance by which the...
Pretending You Care About the Election
The election season can be pretty tough if you're one of the millions of Americans who simply don't...
Finally, a Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene
Every now and then a movie comes out with a little Hollywood lie called "making love." Much like the...
Think Dolphins are Clever? See the Octopus Jar-Opener
If your hamster just died, leaving you with loads of useless plastic tubing, you might want to think...
Self-Help Book Most Helpful When Unopened
Sorry Tony Robbins, but sometimes a self-help book is better used for leveling tables or tenderizing...
How Awesome Is Raj?
The "man on the street" interview is pretty much played out, but we've got to give Raj Desai props...
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Is having sex with a robot cheating?
Our readers say no.
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Is Boob Punching Porn?
A boxing match with boobs.
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Casual Sex Fun for Men
World's most obvious sex studies.
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Schweaty Balls
Some things are best kept between you and your pants.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Lottery Tickets Now Available in Scratch 'n' Sniff
"*sniff* "Cherry" *sniff* "Cherry!" *sniff* "Mule... dang it."
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From The Biggest Ballers of Hollywood
"Is this guy the 2000's version of Chachi?"
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From Photobombers - Ruining Photos One Click at a Time
"These were GREAT! I have laughed til I cried! Some of them were scary however... The captions were just as funny and made the pics that much better on a lot of them. Thank you for making me spit on my pc and laugh out loud!"
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