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Let's face it, checking the time on your iPod or BlackBerry just doesn't have that smooth...
Stars and Stripes -- Our Favorite Patriotic Bikinis
There are so many ways for guys to show their patriotism on the Fourth, from stuffing themselves...
Sale Time: Topman Ivory Textured Shirt
A well-tailored white shirt rolled up to the elbows is pretty much a must-have for guys trying to...
Take a Shot at Kevin Garnett's Subtle, Preppy Style
Kevin Garnett may not be the glitziest star in pro basketball, but he is certainly among the most...
Today's Crush -- Maria Sharapova's Shorts
We're passionate Wimbledon fans here at Asylum. It's not so much for the tennis, but mostly because...
$6,400 Earbuds Let Her Know How You Really Feel
Kobe Bryant bought his wife an 8-carat diamond ring after she found out he was playing a little...
The Most Amazing Case Mods We Could Find
When you're an uber-geek, there aren't many things you can pimp. Few "geek rides" are pimp-ready....
Beat the Heat with Murderous Snow Globes
Have you ever wanted a gruesomely macabre scene in your snow globe, rather than a pleasantly sedate...
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Is having sex with a robot cheating?
Our readers say no.
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Is Boob Punching Porn?
A boxing match with boobs.
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Casual Sex Fun for Men
World's most obvious sex studies.
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Schweaty Balls
Some things are best kept between you and your pants.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Lottery Tickets Now Available in Scratch 'n' Sniff
"*sniff* "Cherry" *sniff* "Cherry!" *sniff* "Mule... dang it."
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From The Biggest Ballers of Hollywood
"Is this guy the 2000's version of Chachi?"
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From Photobombers - Ruining Photos One Click at a Time
"These were GREAT! I have laughed til I cried! Some of them were scary however... The captions were just as funny and made the pics that much better on a lot of them. Thank you for making me spit on my pc and laugh out loud!"
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