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This Friday, the best hot dog eaters in the world will converge on Coney Island, New York to wage...
Beat High Gas Prices By Making Your Own Biodiesel
Gas prices have gotten so outrageous that Asylum seriously considered auctioning our set of "Star...
How-To Take Your Dog to Work
Every dog owner knows that look -- it's one of deep sadness and loss and it's drooped across your...
Swinging for Beginners, Courtesy of Dan and Jennifer
The debut of the TV show "Swingtown" had us going undercover to investigate what the swinger...
Forget Burgers and Dogs, It's Beer-Can Chicken Time
Without beer, it's doubtful that grilling would be so close to the heart of the American male....
Turn Your Unwanted Business Cards into Brilliant Origami
Unless you're like Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho," you don't get all homicidally obsessive...
Asylum Debunks 10 Gross Food Myths
Food is a deceptive mistress. Seductive, delicious, but also occasionally steeped in bacteria. There...
Make a Metal Detector Out of an AM Radio and Calculator
If you've ever been extremely bored at the beach or had a massive party get out of hand, you know...
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Is having sex with a robot cheating?
Our readers say no.
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Is Boob Punching Porn?
A boxing match with boobs.
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Casual Sex Fun for Men
World's most obvious sex studies.
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Schweaty Balls
Some things are best kept between you and your pants.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Lottery Tickets Now Available in Scratch 'n' Sniff
"*sniff* "Cherry" *sniff* "Cherry!" *sniff* "Mule... dang it."
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From The Biggest Ballers of Hollywood
"Is this guy the 2000's version of Chachi?"
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From Photobombers - Ruining Photos One Click at a Time
"These were GREAT! I have laughed til I cried! Some of them were scary however... The captions were just as funny and made the pics that much better on a lot of them. Thank you for making me spit on my pc and laugh out loud!"
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