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Why England Should Become Our 51st State
Dear Sir. Hubert TC. William Buxomley, Duke of Cobham, I read your letter arguing for the...
Competitive Eating Passion -- Not for the Faint of Stomach
This is the day gastro-capacity enthusiasts have been waiting for. The crown jewel of competitive...
Cable News Goes Crazy with the Guns
News channels have an obligation to use the most exciting video footage possible to illustrate a...
Australian Woman Plays Kazoo with Her Ladyparts
Asylum's in-house gynecological expert is on vacation this week, so we have no idea if the...
Reader Predicts Celebrity Robot Hookers
Today's Noble Prize goes to "Maxmax" in Is Having Sex with a Robot Hooker Cheating? for his sweet,...
Boob Punching, Is It Porn?
We previously asked you to help us figure out if Sticky Sweetie's bubblegum-and-glue fetish videos...
'Camp Camp: Where Fantasy Island Meets Lord of the Flies'
There are many types of summer camps -- sports camp, church camp, fat camp -- but one thing holds...
Divorce Done Right with an Angst-Ridden Ceremony
The end of a marriage shouldn't be devoid of the same sort of pomp and circumstance by which the...
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Is having sex with a robot cheating?
Our readers say no.
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Is Boob Punching Porn?
A boxing match with boobs.
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Casual Sex Fun for Men
World's most obvious sex studies.
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Schweaty Balls
Some things are best kept between you and your pants.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Lottery Tickets Now Available in Scratch 'n' Sniff
"*sniff* "Cherry" *sniff* "Cherry!" *sniff* "Mule... dang it."
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From The Biggest Ballers of Hollywood
"Is this guy the 2000's version of Chachi?"
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From Photobombers - Ruining Photos One Click at a Time
"These were GREAT! I have laughed til I cried! Some of them were scary however... The captions were just as funny and made the pics that much better on a lot of them. Thank you for making me spit on my pc and laugh out loud!"
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