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Entertainment
Lost 'Metropolis' Reel Discovered, First Gay Robot Footage?
Tuesday, we hypothesized that the gynoid in the 1927 silent film "Metropolis" might have been the...
Rock 'N' Roll Spirits -- The Most Badass Graves
It was 35 years ago today that Jim Morrison was found dead in a hotel bathtub, cementing his...
Britney Back with Paparazzi Guy; Alba the Next Barbarella?
(Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)Britney Spears is back with...
Texas Teen Becomes 'Guitar Hero' Record Holder
(Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)Thirteen-year-old Danny Johnson broke the...
Economic Stimulus Plan Boosts Porn Industry
The economic stimulus checks that arrived in American mailboxes in recent weeks were apparently even...
Australian Woman Plays Kazoo with Her Ladyparts
Asylum's in-house gynecological expert is on vacation this week, so we have no idea if the...
Jessica Biel Joins Blogosphere; Angelina Jolie Has Twins?
(Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.) Angelina Jolie had twins in...
Asylum Outs Gay Robots
At Asylum headquarters, the conversation often turns to robots, whether it be robot hookers, robots...
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Is having sex with a robot cheating?
Our readers say no.
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Is Boob Punching Porn?
A boxing match with boobs.
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Casual Sex Fun for Men
World's most obvious sex studies.
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Schweaty Balls
Some things are best kept between you and your pants.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Lottery Tickets Now Available in Scratch 'n' Sniff
"*sniff* "Cherry" *sniff* "Cherry!" *sniff* "Mule... dang it."
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From The Biggest Ballers of Hollywood
"Is this guy the 2000's version of Chachi?"
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From Photobombers - Ruining Photos One Click at a Time
"These were GREAT! I have laughed til I cried! Some of them were scary however... The captions were just as funny and made the pics that much better on a lot of them. Thank you for making me spit on my pc and laugh out loud!"
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